Gigantic Human discovered?

The following is a news story (edited somewhat by me).

Malaysian trekkers could not believe their eyes when they saw what seemed to be a decomposed human body partially sticking out while hiking. What was even weirder was that the body seemed to be over 20 metres tall! That is like, more than 11 times my own height! Here's a picture of it:

huuuuuggggeeee!

Just look at the size of it. It's just gigantic!

Upon discovering it, the trekkers called the authorities. The men were in their mid 20s and not yet married.

Well, it's just a huge skeleton. I bet this will probably be placed in a museum somewhere. I would love to see it in a museum!

And if you believed this FAKE story by me, then I'm very very elated. MUAHAHAH.

SYAZWAN.

My Dearest Brother

Hais... such a sad feeling. Today, it's 10th June 2011. 364 days since the start of the FIFA World Cup last year. But that's not important. What's important is my brother.

My bro is the left-most one.

This pic was taken last year during the first day of Raya, if you were wondering.

Hais, he's gone for 2 weeks doing his National Service(NS)...

Today, I was supposed to go for lasertag with my friends, thinking that my family would only leave the house at maybe around 11. But unfortunately, they left at 9.50am and I had to cancel my plans. Well, gotta sacrifice it. When we reached the 1st floor lift landing of my block, my bro was partially crying. My sis said, "Don't cry... later I also cry.". And because of that, I too almost cried.

And usually, I don't cry. It was probably just the feeling of knowing that the brother whom I loved so much(No Homo) was gonna be gone for 2 whole weeks away from home. :'(

It was an almost 1 hour MRT ride all the way to Pasir Ris MRT. Took the 2nd bus to the SAF Ferry Terminal which is located very near Changi Airport. I don't get it, why don't they just pick us up from Changi Airport? It's way nearer. So anyways, after that, we took a ferry to Pulau Tekong. I remember them saying, "Please show your ICs." hahah. Now I know how important the Concession Card is.

After we reached there, we were given a tour of the BMTC. And, I found out that my bro was Kestrel company . I was like, "WTF." I really wanted him to be in Jaguar. Later jiwer with my school house. :D K-1 letter= J. So close... >< Nvm, it's okay. Then, we headed to the auditorium for the Opening Address by the BMTC OIC. After that, I saw the enlistees take the oath. It's very similar to the oath I took for my NPCC swearing in ceremony.

I, [NRIC NO.], [FULL NAME]...
[rest of the oath]


Top top top to the top of the world. WORLD. IN GEOGRAPHY RIGHT, YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT WORLD.

We then proceeded to the Mess Hall (I think that's what it was called) and "given a taste of what the enlistees were being given to eat,". CHICKEN RICE! No, it's not a super cheapo one which is very... bleah. It's a nice one. Fuyohh, kenyang teros! After that, it was time to say goodbye to my dearest brother. :'( I'll see him in 2 weeks time.

And just a few weeks ago, he had his graduation. His life has been so meaningful so far and full of events. He's an awesome brother. I really hope that he has memorable experiences in NS and by the end of it, I hope to see him... SAPAU! Boncet jadi sapau. Confirm can beat me! Skali he finish NS, he can run 2.4km faster than me! Sial uh! Anyways, that's all for now. Goodbye readers.


SYAZWAN.

Dora The Explorer

Yes, Dora The Explorer. To me, Dora is a terrible explorer. She relies on our help to... accomplish stuff. She's very ignorant of her surroundings. It's like the malay proverb; "katak di bawah tempurung" which means, a person who is only aware of his/her immediate environment and not much further. Dora is even worse, ignorant of her own surroundings.

Dora's life is very weird. Her best friend is a monkey, she rarely ever goes to school in one of her episodes. All the animals can speak(oh no, we're doomed!). HER BAG AND MAP CAN FUCKING TALK. She has so much freaking time. And despite all that exploring, she's still fat. Where has she been exploring? Has she hiked for kilometres at a time or just hundreds of metres at a time?

And then there's the "Swiper" guy. He looks like one of those old-timey thieves. In case you didn't know, he's a fox. But then Swiper is easily defeated. Just say "Swiper No Swiping!" thrice and you'll defeat him easily. In a few episodes, he becomes nice and joins them, yes. But to be honest, I bet these animals can explore better.

But, there ARE episodes that are interesting and not bad. Sometimes, they're just not good either.

SYAZWAN.

JustBloggering 2.0

Yo, Syazwan here. I know you haven't heard from me in over 2 months! Well, I'm sorry for not updating my blog over that period. It's not that I was busy, but I was just lazy. The boredom of the holidays has motivated me to reboot my blog as "JustBloggering 2.0". That's right, 2.0. Oh yeah, and the banner is gone, so all you'll see is simple text. It might seem boring to you, but that's how I feel it should be like.

I'm gonna post more stuff, and in the process, also improve my English. And yes, I think writing a blog actually helped me in my English last year. No, it's not funny. I'm just kidding, you can laugh all you want. Fine, I know you're know laughing, STFU.

Incase you wanted to see the old banner, here it is:

Iknowright, it sucks.

Well, that's all I have to say for the moment. Don't worry, a new post is coming up soon, and it's about someone special in my life. (: That exact person should know who I mean. :D 

SYAZWAN.

Kranji Sec Sports Fiesta

Today was just an AWESOME day. I could just keep on thinking about it forever and ever... It's Kranji Secondary School's Sports and Fitness Fiesta. It sounds KINDA lame, but if you know the true story about it, you'll be, well, WOWED. Okay, maybe not wowed uh. I can't make any promises.

Woke up at like, 4.30am. I was like, "Aww man, 4.30? Better go back to sleep.". And I just lay there in bed... until freaking 6am because I couldn't fall asleep again. DAMN. So I then... got out of bed and half-boiled some eggs. Then I went to shower. After shower, eat those eggs. And coffee. Blah blah, take bus and reached school. I was like, "Wah, so empty ah?". Yeah, it WAS kinda empty just now.

According to the letter that we were given, it said that Sec 1 was going first at 7.45. But then nobody went until like, 8.05 or something. And it was the Sec 4s that who were going first. So after the Sec 4 girls, it was the Sec 1 guys turn. At first, I actually thought that the guys and girls would run together. After seeing the sheer size of just the Sec 1 guys, it was probably a good idea to seperate us 2. You know, there would be only a bit of space to run per person. And that would make things slow and put you at a disadvantage.

And that is why it's good to start at the front. Or middle. It would be horrible to start at the back because you just gotta overtake so many people. But you feel so good when you overtake them all. IF you overtake them all. Fud and Rahmmotek were there to support me. Okay, well, more like disturb me.

I started the race thinking that 100% I won't get into top 10. But... I DID! Oh, and past the Chinese temple, I thought that I was actually first. That's because I didn't see any Sec 1 guy in front of me. :P So once I finished the race, I found out that I was actually 5th. So, Azizi was first and Godffrey was 2nd. Jon was 8th. We actually planned to jog together but when the race started, I just didn't feel like it.

Yingli told me that he wasn't in the top 10, but he got a time below 11 min. THAT MEANS that I did 3.2km in LESS THAN 10 MIN. WOO! I feel awesome. Oh yeah, top 10 get a trophy. The trophy definitely motivated me. Here it is:

I'm not showing off, I'm just telling you about my efforts.

I'm actually damn surprised. Last year, P6, I did 1.6km run, 10 min 7 sec. Sec 1, do 3.2km, less than 10 min. I did TWICE the distance in LESS time. That's just awesome.

After the event, there was some games. I played some floorball... twice. I got 2 stickers.. and I found one on the floor, so I took it. Hahahaha. :P After dismissal, go lepak for a while. Awesome day.

SYAZWAN.

BIG MOMMAS. (Movie Review)

BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON


So yesterday, I went Cathay Cinexplex at Causeway Point to watch Big Mommas. Well, the plan was to watch Diary Of A Wimpy Kid at 1.10pm, but we were kinda... late. So after some discussion, we decided to watch Big Mommas at 4.40pm rather than World Invasion at 4.20pm. Yup, these small things would have changed this blog post entirely. Alright, let's get to the review...


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Movie: Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Review by: Syazwan Jainal (a.k.a. Syazwan FellDown)

The movie starts off with Malcolm Turner (played by Martin Lawrence) chasing his mailman for his mail. He sees that he gets a letter that his son Trent Turner (played by Brandon T. Jackson) is accepted into Duke University. Malcolm tracks down Trent to find that he is outside his high school, which he has graduated from. He is performing his song "Lyrical Miracle" which I can't seem to get out of my head. Malcolm stops Trent and brings him home. All the way home, Trent tries to get Malcolm to sign a recording contract for the Prodi-G(Trent). Malcolm does not want to sign it as he does not want Trent to give up his college education at Duke. Malcolm then goes to work where he has to face some bad guys.


Heeding advice from his friend, Trent follows Malcolm in hopes of getting his contract signed. Trent witnesses the snitch that Malcolm had sent die and hides. His phone suddenly starts ringing with 'Lyrical Miracle' as his ringtone. Dumbass, set it to silent. Malcolm saves Trent in the nick of time and they escape. Chirkov tells his men to hunt down Trent and kill him as he was a witness. Malcolm then tells the both of them to go undercover and stay away from home. And thus, BIG MOMMAS.


Malcolm find out that the flash drive he is looking for is at Georgia Girls' School. They go to the Georgia Girls' School For The Arts and Trent enrols. Numerous events occur and Malcolm deduces that the flash drive was in a music box that was stolen. Eventually, Trent blows his cover when his friends spot him on a date with Hayley (as himself). His friends then call Chirkov, who had presented himself as a record producer. When Trent changes back to the fatass girl, Chirkov's men could no longer recognise Trent and thought that he had disappeared. Malcolm finds out that it was actually Hayley that stole the music box.


Hayley, hoping that Trent would be there to duet with him but Trent could not as he needed to keep his cover. Hayley is unable to perform but undercover Trent does the duet together with him. Hayley then finds out that it was actually Trent all along and is enraged. 


They then go to the library where Hayley places back the music box. There, Malcolm, Trent and Hayley almost die as they were cornered by Chirkov. Luckily for them, the school's janitor, Kurtis Kool, saves them by stun gunning Chirkov. 


The movie then ends with "Lyrical Miracle" music video featuring Malcolm as Big Momma and Kurtis Kool.


I'm new to the series, and I'd say that it wasn't too bad. However, I feel that for a comedy film, there just wasn't enough... comedy. But, that's just my opinion. Comedy rating... 7/10. Would I watch it again? Yes. Watch it for a 3rd time? Maybe. 7/10 for re-watchability. I don't think the content was enough. I just felt that there wasn't enough in the movie. It felt like it was lacking something. 6/10 for content. That would make the score... 6.6/10. It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. It was alright. 
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I can't get that song "Lyrical Miracle" out of my head. Hahahaha.


SYAZWAN.

NPCC Camp! (Part 1/2)

So I'm finally back after the NPCC camp. It wasn't as boring as I had first expected it to be. Seriously, when you're in camp, you're ALWAYS looking forward to food. So overall, the camp wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.

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So on Friday, school ended at 12.40pm instead of 12.25pm because assembly took up that extra 15 mins. Unfortunately. So after that, I went straight home to pack my stuffs. After packing and showering and eating and getting the last dose of lappy before the camp, I went out to go to school at 2.17pm.

The bus was late and reached at around 2.25pm. Reached school with Deric at around maybe... 2.35pm? Yeah. Then we had to fall in outside of the NPCC room, then we had to surrender our phones, wallets and any spray-deo. After that, we were all grouped. I was in group G. Then group F, G, H were sent to bunk 2D. Or to Kranjians, classroom 2D. And I saw Rahmmotek chilling wif Emilyanna and Shadzee downstairs, watching Kranji v. Fajar.

A little fast forward: After the camp, I found out that Fajar lost to Kranji 2-0. WOO! KRANJI ROCKS!

On that day, we played mostly games. Didn't do much. Then at night there was a campfire. I was (voluntarily) the mascot for my team. Yeah, I was a...  idk what. I was supposed to be a knight, but then I somehow became a king. Then it was lights off in our bunks at 12am. I slept and woke up like, 3 times before I decided to not sleep more. Lights on at 6.30am.

I heard that NCC had PT at 3am. Poor guys. And I also saw band having PT. In the morning. Hahahaa. So it was the 2nd day. First we had our own PT. Wasn't so bad, actually. Breakfast was bread. Breakfast sucked. And I actually wanted bread more than I ever had during breakfast hahahah.

After breakfast, we had some more activities. For lunch, we did field cooking with solid fuel. Solid fuel sounds damn cool. But it's also poisonous. So the people that touched it needed to wash their hands before eating. I didn't touch it. Field cooking, we cooked maggi. Well, KOKA brand. And it was... tomato flavour. O.o wtf. WHO BUYS TOMATO FLAVOUR, SERIOUSLY MAN?! Okay, so after lunch, we had some games.

Solid fuel.

After all those games were done, we could finally return home. We got back our wallets and phones. And we were also sad that we didn't get to play with our water bombs. Too bad...

I was relieved to finally be back home, yay! But that's not the end of the day... keep reading for part 2. Be sure to follow if you like this blog. If you're tired of the music, let me know. Ok, bye!

End note: NCC looks more freaking tough. They do 24 sets of 8 jumping jacks while NPCC does 3 sets of 8. NP so slack, I like it! :D

SYAZWAN.

Sesat-ism.

Sesat-ism. It's probably a word that you've never heard of. You know why? Because I made it up. For the Chinese, sesat actually means lost. Sesat-ism would probably be the act of being lost. I just can't explain it in a better way, sorry. So to all you Chinese, don't be sad. Oh yeah, and this post is actually quite overdue, so let's get to it.


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TUESDAY!!


On Tuesday, with nothing better to do, I followed my 1B friends to South View and then to where they called "Clubhouse". They said it was somewhere you could like, climb and stuff. :P What the clubhouse actually was definitely different than what I expected. It's right beside CCK PRIMARY and it's just... a carpark. And the way it was built made it possible to climb in a lot of spots. To be honest, I didn't expect my friends to be so daring that they would climb so freaking high up. WOW. 


So after we reached there, we did nothing (a.k.a. LEPAK) for a while then we play catching. I didn't run but I just hid in one spot. Rahmmotek called me and said he wanted to lepak, so I surrendered and chao-ed. He told me that I should take 300 to get back. I went to the nearest bus stop and there was only 172. I went to the next nearest bus stop and found 300. 300 is the CCK-Teck Whye version of 302. :P I sound dumb, no offence to me. Hahaha.


So I met him at the library, and I couldn't recognise him at first. Why? He was wearing a BEANIE. I literally walked, looked at him (unknowingly) and then walked one round past him. I had no idea that was him! Blame Rahmmotek for wearing the beanie. Muahaha. Then we went to Limbang and Shadzee treat us bubble tea! :D

RAHMAT BEANIE FACE!

Can't recognise him, right? Haha. 


So overall, Tuesday was quite a fun day and I learned a few things that day.

1. The "Clubhouse" is near 296A and near Sunshine Plaza
2. 300 is like 302.
3. 300 loops like 302.
4. I can't recognise Rahmmotek when he's wearing a beanie.

I'm going for NPCC camp, so you can expect to see a post either on Saturday or Sunday. PROMOTE THIS BLOG PLEASE! THANKS! :D

Syazwan.

Arghh, I hate my CCA.

4 words. I. Hate. My. CCA. Or maybe it's five words, considering CCA is actually made up of 2 words. For those of you wondering what's my CCA, my CCA is NPCC. So yesterday, I went for training for the first time EVER. And imma tell you, I hated it.


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After prayers, I had to sacrifice my lepak time for NPCC training. Why can't they have it on thursday?? I mean, come on! Oh wait, I wanna watch matches, so it's good that it's not friday. So I needed to assemble by 2.30. Then wtf, assemble took so freaking long, maybe around 3pm then start. Then we go over to the Quadrangle and then we learn some drills. Sedia, senangdiri, something kanan and one other thing. So freaking boring sia. And my left foot freaking hurt because of all the stomping I did.

Sometimes, I wish school had a CCA where ANYBODY could join and it wasn't a uniform group. It wouldn't be an academic CCA. Like, where you have fun. Not like Clubs & Societies as you get to choose what to do and there was very little effort to be put in. Have camps that wouldn't clash with your lepak time. That would be awesome.

So after all those boring drills, we headed to the basketball court to do some stretching. I was like, "Hell yeah, do some fitness stuffs. Way better than all those drills.". Yeah, so after all that stretching, we headed to the fitness corner. Needed to do the monkey bars. I almost did it. Just short of one freaking bar. After that, needed to lift a log 10 times. Meh, easy. Then pull ups. I suck at it. They expect us to do it. AT SEC ONE. Idiots.

Then we went to the parade square to do some more fitness. Arghh, this is the one I hate; PUSH UPS. We did like, 2 sets of 10. Of course, I didn't do it properly as if I did, I'd probably be able to do only 1 or 2. Or 3. Then the easy part. Do crunches. Meh, I find those easy. After that, recover. Then, went back to the NPCC room. After like, doing a bit more drills, we were dismissed. Wtf, so embarassing. I could see Grace and Winnie laughing. I hate NPCC so baaddd... If only I could turn back time and go to the soccer trial again. Haish...

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Alright, now let's see an epic fail!

Heheh, I took this myself at 7-11. U.P. $2.75, offer price: $2.75! Get it now!

Chao outside beeyotch!

SYAZWAN.

I STAB YOU WITH MY PEEPEE!

No, I'm not actually gonna stab you with my peepee. I dunwan. 


So bored, blog post to keep this blog alive. So firstly, below this post, there's "Zakiah's husband" who is probably a gay Kor guy. I know he's Korean, but I'd say gay is about 75% chance. Just wanted to talk about my weekend, yeah.


So on Friday, after school, went to Masjid Alkhair which is (I stress) RIGHT BESIDE CCK SEC. :) So went there with Nabil, then wait for the rest. Eventually Ghaz reach there with his friend. Then I call Rahmmotek, he say he go home for a while then come. He said he wanna go home, shit, shower and come back. Wtf, sempat ke? Yes, sempat. Fud come with Hafiz, then Motek finally reach. Then we pray, then LEPAKK!


At first, we went to Fud's house. There, play comp a bit, just lepak. Then Hafiz so bastard sia. He see a pic of Shaz, he's like, "ALAMAK! NANTI COMP KENE VIRUS!". Fuck sia. Kuranghajar. Nak sepak muker dier. So I did. ^^

Aft that, went to Limbang Park to play soccer. Yeah. Awesome. Go home, then reach home around 6.55pm. Wee!

SAT.

Saturday, woke up and did nothing until mother came home. Once she reach home, went to shower and then eat. Then, go out at 10.25am. Meet Ghaz, teman him to cut his hair. After that, me, Ghaz and Rahmmotek went to Limbang Park to play soccer with some guys from CCK Sec. Quite fun ahh. Kays, if I'm not wrong, my team won. Yay. Then, went to Ghaz house then meet up with Fud there. Meet up, lepak. Leave Ghaz house at around 5+ pm. Then meet up with mother at around 7.30pm and then reach home at 10pm. No time to do homework hahah.

SUNDAY!!

Wee, it was finally Sunday! So, I woke up at 6.30am to go for Ballpark at UPS. Reach there at around 7.40am. As helper, we help set up stuff and control the kids. Did some stretching, then jog 6 small rounds (100m each = 6x100m=600m). Then after that at around 8.15am, Motek reach. Damn late sia him. Wtf. Then get to play some soccer! Personally, I feel that compared to P4, my football skill has DEFINITELY improved. I dribble better, defend better and kick better. Haha, yay. After ballpark end at 10.15am, went home. Went to Ghaz house at around 3pm to do homework. Reach home at around 8pm, continue homework that I didn't finish. Had to sacrifice Mr Bean's Holiday :(

Okayy, I know that it's kinda boring. But I really don't have anything to write about. I kinda miss when me & Amanda Wong used to like, post about each other on our blogs and then chat on MSN like no lifes. That was such an awesome time. P6, after PSLE. Damn shiok man.

SYAZWAN.

Zakiah's Husband.

Alright, now I know who's Zakiah's husband. It's not Yingli, it's not Afiq, it's not jimao, it's not Jamal 1B. Yet, it's not a real husband. It's just some Korean douche.


Pic:

Apparently, this guy's name is Jang Geun Suk.

Yes, I'm cruel. Girls get like, so damn over Korean guys. Like, wtf man. That's weird. They get worked over Korean guys that will NEVER be their actual boyfriend. Find a real guy. Pretend is not fun. That's why people don't like to play "tea party". BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL.

Hey, 2 posts in 1 day. :D

SYAZWAN.

Hell yeah, I'm excited.

See, I told you a post would be up by Tuesday. I keep my word. Not like Nathan and Stozer. Stozer say "trust me, I always keep my word.". Freaking liar. Everybody scream and shout "NATHAN SING, STOZER DANCE!" also nothing happen. But that was Sec One Orientation Camp. Camp which was not overnight, but held over 3 days.

This is actually just a random post, I'm bored. 1B is damn shiok so far. But I know the perfect formula for an awesome sec school life:

P6 class name + Primary school subjects + Primary school friends + Sec school friends + sec school recess time + Sec school place + Sec school food + The uncle that run the blue stall at UPS + nobody hates you + girlfriend = AWESOME LIFE.


If you have Madrasah friends, then whatever lah. Add that in. I never go Madrasah before. 


*Forced post part*


Zakiah say that her husband is awesome. But who exactly is her husband? Yingli says it's Yingli. I say it's Jamal Al Din a.k.a. JIMAO in 6C. Kaylah, not jimao. Zakiah husband is... Afiq. Hahahaha. Yesh, I'm bored. Now let's fly.

SYAZWAN.

CHANGE. CHANGE. CHANGE.

No, I don't need THAT kind of change. Not the money type of change. The only time when I need the money change is when I'm at a vending machine, and I have no freaking coins. It gets me pissed off sometimes. You have like, maybe 5 times the price of the drink, but then you don't have enough coins to pay for it. Wtf. 


So the change I'm talking about is like, so many things have changed so far in 2011. And one big major change; the splitting of best friends. P6 2010 was awesome. If I could, I would probably want to relive it, and also change any mistakes I made during that period of time. Other changes are my blog. You can see that I've changed the blog look entirely. And I like it. I feel that it looks way better. You can see that the blog background is "Rahmat Retarded Face". Yeah, I plan on changing it, but for now, I've got nothing to change it to. 

I still remember this. At ECP. Damn good memories. 


2011, I develop new hobbies. Suddenly, I have a hobby for jogging and love football more than ever. But, I play more football that watch. Mio TV broadcasting EPL somehow makes it harder for me to know the fixtures. Nah, can't blame SingTel for everything lah.


Okay, for now, I don't have anything interesting to post. But I guess that a post will be up by Tuesday, if I'm not lazy.


SYAZWAN.

The Green Hornet (2/2): The Review

THE GREEN HORNET: REVIEW


Finally, the review is here. Sorry for taking so long, I had some... projects to do. Sorry if it's boring, uninteresting or hard to follow. I'm not a good reviewer that takes every step to make it look good and sound interesting. I just do it off the top of my head.


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I just realised the poster says "June 25, 2010". Wtf.


The Green Hornet - The Movie; is based off a character of the same name which has appeared in Comic books and other media. 


The story starts out slightly confusing, with not much relating to "The Green Hornet". In my opinion, "The Green Hornet" kinda sounds like a car. Not much relating to the story.


The main character, played by Seth Rogen, is the lazy-ass son of a millionaire who owns a newspaper called "The Daily Sentinel". One day, his father dies to an allergic reaction to a bee sting. The main character finds out about the news while coming home in a limo. Main Character is devestated by the news.


As the son of the millionaire, he is handed over the newspaper and now owns it. Then, he fires some of his staff. He then goes home to sleep. The next day, he wakes up tasting horrible coffee. Enraged, he goes to find out who made his coffee. He asks the person why it tastes so bad, she replies that she is not the usual coffee maker. She tells him that he fired his coffee maker.


He re-hires the guy, named Kato, played by Jay Chou (ahhh!). He shows Seth how to make the coffee, then they go to the garage. Seth finds out about how awesome the cars there are, and then plots to pull a prank by cutting off the head of his father's statue. They fight off some bad guys after that, then the public think that they are the villains. 


Now, I won't bother giving the plot to the rest of the movie, because that would spoil the surprise and also be quite boring for me as I would remember it off the top of my head.


Jay Chou's English is kinda weird, considering he can barely speak English in real life. But, the way he does so is kinda cool, with the Chinese accent there. His acting is also not bad. Though I have to say, this movie employs the stereotype that all Asians know Kung-fu. 


Seth Rogen's jokes are quite hilarious. This movie has quite alot of good jokes. For comedic factor, I'd give it a 9/10. 


Somehow, I feel that it lacks abit on action. It gets confusing sometimes, and lacks something. For action factor, I'd rate it 7/10


Would I see it again? Yes, I would. I'd see it for maybe another 2 times, before deciding about seeing it again. It is definitely one of those movies which are worth forking out money to see again. Re-watch-ability rating: 8.5/10.


Comedic factor: 9/10
Action factor: 7/10
Re-watch-ability: 8.5/10
Overall: 24.5/30 = 8.16.../10 =(about) 8.2/10


So there you have it. I rate it 8.2/10. And I will be using this system to rate movies from now on, with tweaks depending on the type of movie. In this case, it was an action comedy. Goodbye.


SYAZWAN.

The Green Hornet (1/2)

Yo! So if you see carefully, you will notice that I have changed my blog design. Personally, I actually like this better. In the rubbish you go, btemplates.com. :D

I have changed quite some things. The biggest difference so far is that I removed the music. So you won't get that "I got a fetish for these kicks(kicks), a fetish for these jeans, jeans...". Yep. But I'll put it back in after some time. I need to decide on the tracks, number of tracks, whether the song is still nice anot. OR I just put ONE song on my blog. And I won't on the volume so high like last time. Okay, moving on.

Today was a good-bad day for me. Bad is I spilled my drink at LJS and it was wasted, good because I got a free meal! Woohoo! Spill the drink, get a free meal. Thank you so very much, LJS. Eh, cashier support Kranji ah! Woohoo! 

Immediately after school, I went back to Unity. By the time I reached there, (or most ppl reached there), the teachers chao already. So sad. At least catch the teachers through the door if cannot go in uh. Mrs Koh oso dun wanna wait sia.

Sorry the pic liddat. Lazy to flip. U can see Fud, Haffiyan pendek, Natalie, Amanda Wong and 2 budak sesat mane entah. Even though cannot go in, at least got UPS gathering. Get to meet all my old friends there. Very nice. Straight after that, went to LJS, you know what happened.

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Okay, I plan to make it like this. 1st post is the experience. 2nd post is the movie review. Okay? Ouhkaii. 

So after watching The Green Hornet, me, Fud, Ghaz, Aidil, and... ermm... Rahmotek the Evil Sorcerer went to Jurong Park. I tell you, Jurong Park somewhat interesting. There's alot of people flying kite there. And that reminds me of that cheer during S1 orientation camp. So at Jurong Park, we took this pic. Rahmotek the E.S. told us to hor, dun blame me. And he might kill me for putting that stupid pic as my blog background.

And here's GAY FACE.:

Which one is nicer? Leave a comment.

SYAZWAN.

Wednesday so freaking slack.

It's not that I'm too busy with school to update my blog. It's just that... I'm just lazy. But I will definitely keep blogging and WILL NOT cause my blog to go inactive for a short period. At most, I won't post for 10 days. If I don't give a post for 10 days... then it's inactive. Simple as that. Now, idk if I still have my regular readers like Amanda Wong and Sabrina. And Cik Rose. But what I'm aiming for, is MORE people to read my blog. Yay.


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I tell u ah, for my class (1B), Wed really damn slack. Here's the timetable:


7.25-7.45 --> Flag Raising
7.45-8.20 --> English
8.20-8.55 --> Geography
8.55-9.30 --> Maths
9.30-10.05 --> P.E.
10.05-10.40 --> Recess
10.40-12.25 --> Home Economics
12.25-1.35 --> Drama


Damn shiok sia liddat. Home Econs also never do much. Just cut cut cut, cook, eat. This week we made fruit and vegetable salad. What I liked about it was the potatoes, and the egg. Teacher ask us to boil the egg. JUST ONE. LOL. Use so much water just to boil ONE egg. Hahahahaha. Then this week during drama, we just learn about improv. Improvisation. Acting without a script. It's like lying. You lie without a script. You think it from the back of your head. 


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Awesome of the week:


TWO!

I like this pic. Yingli took it. It looks like I'm rubbing my dick. At first, it was a candid. But then, he told me to pose like this. When I see this photo, I think, "Wah, I'm quite thin.". Yay. So very lice. 


2.


So yesterday (Thurs) I saw Amanda Wong in the bus. So then Shirley went and sat down beside her. Then I stood right behind them at the centre of the bus. The part where it turns. Then I go txt Amanda "U in the same bus!". Then she was like, "Eh, Syazwan same bus leh.". Then she turned around and saw me. Then the 2 just laughed out loud. Damn awesome. Hehehe.


SYAZWAN.

SDC, again.

Okay, so today 21st Jan, went to Singapore Discovery Centre (SDC) again. This time with my new class. I gotta admit, it felt quite damn different with Sec 1. Idk everyone compared to P6. Now here's a secret: Ghaz is looking over my shoulder while I type this post. Everyone say hi.

And Ghaz is looking damn sapau.

Pic from SDC:



4th time appearing. Congrats.

So reach there at around 9am. Idk if cher saw us using phone in bus and not care or she didn't see. I hope it's the 2nd one. Then reach their, they brief us, give us worksheets. Give ws for wat? Amazing Race. AGAIN. But this time it's different. Oh ya, just now get to go for a 4D movie thingy. Damn shiok. It's like you can feel the wind from the model helicopter. Then got the lighting effects. Then there's this cannon thingy. When the sound plays on the movie, the  cannon like, fires. Some red smoke. The tank also damn cool. First time I ever felt 4D. It's 3D without the glasses and better effects.

I miss my damn P6. This time never get to go the canteen, dun get the Sarpino's pizza. Then P6, know everybody, can lepak wif almost everyone. But KSS, can only stick to my class + Danial and Nabil. :/

Yeah, I lazy to elaborate.

SYAZWAN.

THE EPIC STORY OF RAHMAT GAY FACE.

Hey everyone. Sorry for the lack of posts these past few days. I remember that 1 week aft PSLE I just keep blogging and blogging and blogging. EVERYDAY. And I never got tired of that. But right now, I feel quite tired after school and just lazy to update my blog. And if I temporarily close my blog, I'm definitely gonna post a notice here. Ok. Let's move on.

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THE EPIC STORY OF: RAHMAT GAY FACE.

Here's the epic story. Sorry ah, I lazy to post about school and all that stuff. Topical for now.

  This was taken on a Saturday after fitness training with the KSS football team. So me and Rahmotek the Evil Sorcerer were just lepaking at some void deck. Talk talk talk, then I point cam at mat and he pose this "gay face". He say to me, "Wan, jgn post ni pat facebook tau.". So I didn't I post on my blog. And right now is its 3rd appearance on my blog. :D. Teehee. If I remember correctly, the next day, I wrote a post. (Check the archive). Then put his pic there. 

Then I dubbed it "RAHMAT GAY FACE.". And thus, the "RAHMAT GAY FACE" was born. Other than being so damn epic, this picture was also the 500th and also last pic on my old phone. This one:

Ya, it's the cheap ass useless china phone. But I think I should keep it for now cause it's gonna be useful for file transfer between my comp and my phone. Ya, so it was my LAST pic there. So sad. :/ And that's the epic story of RAHMAT GAY FACE. Leave a comment below. Well, go to the title of the post, click on the "0 comments" then comment. Or just comment on the FB post thingy. Mat is gonna kill me for this. :p

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To me, literature lesson just now was damn boring. All we do is listen to the teacher about Cambodia's history and how it relates to the book. For about the 60 of 70 mins during the period, that was all he talked about. The whole class almost fell asleep I think. "Syazwan AlmostFellAsleep". :p

SYAZWAN.

2nd Day. :) or :( ?

2ND DAY. KRANJI SECONDARY SCHOOL. Yay.

So it was my 2nd day today. I'll have to tell you... it was damn fun. So here's how it went.

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Day started off quite boring. From morning assembly all the way to recess time, it was just sharing on some stuffs about Kranji. Like how the name Kranji is derived from the tree species "Keranji". I just thought that KSS was named after the place. So sharing on E&E, Life Coach, Aesthetics and Thinking Routines. Life Coach is what KSS calls a "counseller". And KSS calls "Form Teachers" "Class Mentors". Yeah, whatever. So after the talks, recess.

Recess I dunno what to buy, I go buy Milo Packet. Sometimes it kinda sucks to be in KSS because I barely have any Malay friends to hang out with. And 1) The Malays at KSS are so freaking different than at Unity. I miss UPS. But Amali is OK. 2) There's too many Malay girls. :/

So after recess, there was Inter-Class games. I was like, "YES! SPORTS!". We were given a choice between Dodgeball, Handball, Volleyball and Captain's Ball. Dodgeball. So then dodgeball first match was (IIRC) 1B v. 1D. I think 1D ah, I dun remember. 1B win. Then 1B v. 1F. 1B win. Then 1B v. 1H. 1B lose. -_-. Then sudden death round. 1B and 1F was tied for points. If one person in the team out, the whole team out. 1B win in a random stroke of luck. Wah, damn lucky. So we topped Group B. Then finals 1B v. 1A. So 6 out of 7 of us was out (I kena out), but then ah, Grace solo 1v4 last damn long sia. She keep dodging, even though her throws didn't hit. But 1B still lose. -_-. But still, we runner-up. But nobody get prize for inter-class games. Wtf. We play for pride ah? Ya.

After that, lunch. Eat lunch finish, go hall. Hall do mass dance. The 5678 one. I suck at it. I can't be bothered to explain the rest of the day because it's really boring to do so. So dismissal was at 4.20pm. Tomorrow got campfire and dismissal at 8.30pm. Yay? But then I think that means cannot lepak. Nvm lah. If I not wrong, I got from 12pm to 2pm to lepak. Only. :/. Damn. 

Today's rating: 8/10. Up 5 points. :D

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Oh the memories...

SYAZWAN.

1st Day of School. :) or :( ?

Kay, so today was the first day of school. And I'm just gonna say it, it was quite boring. And I know alot of your first day of school was quite fun. So here's the things I miss so far. I can actually make a list out of them. Here we go.

1. My Best Friends

It's really damn awkward going to school without my best friends there. Rahmotek the Evil Sorcerer (i.e. Voldemort((Haha u got no nose)), Aidil, Ghaz, Fud, Aniq, CJ, Dom, who else ah? Tian Wen, Hobson, Rishab, and many others. I miss them all. I miss talking to them, all the company given by them. I bored, talk to them lah. But now, solo. Well, got Yu Fei and Sean in my class. But still, so damn awkward.

2. Unity Primary


I miss **MOST** of Unity Pri. I miss some **SOME** of the P5s which are now P6s. Yeah, study hard for your PSLE. This fact actually clashes with the 1st one up there. Yeah. I miss the close distance and the uniform. That's right, the uniform. Unity Pri dun need to tuck in, Kranji need to tuck in. Haiyo...


3. Lepak-ing


I just can't miss this out. I miss lepaking. Where everyday (if possible) me & my friends just find somewhere comfortable, we sit down and we talk. If possible, I wanna spend most of my Saturday and Sunday lepaking. Keep in touch, tho. Sat & Sun lepak with your good friends... :)


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So today we just did some cheers, get to know the school better, blah blah blah. Not that much. I say something first. I feel that... most of the chinese in my class are damn nerdy. Exceptions are Marcus, Sean, Yu Fei and one other guy I forgot his name. Oh yeah, and I think a few chinese girls. But DAMN NERDY SIA. To me the boys in my class are equivalent to: (there's 10 nerdy guys out of the 16. I'm in the 6.)


3 Ace (Because a few of their lips like got lipstick)
4 Qi Xiang (This one hard to explain.)
2 Jose (Short people. No lahh, so bad call u Jose. U just short. That's it.)
1 IDK wat.


It sucks THAT bad. If I happen to actually have any of the other guys in my class reading this right now (which I probably don't, except for Sean and Yu Fei. That's it.), Hi. Yep, it's good because most of you haven't found my Facebook yet due to lack of mutual friends. HAHA. EPIC PWNAGE. By the way, my Facebook is Syazwan FellDown.


I don't have any Malay friends yet, except for Amali and Izzat. And Syazwana. And Danial. Fine, I have 1 so far. THANK GOD I MET AMALI AND IZZAT DURING THE HOLLYS. So here's my rating so far: 3.5/10. In fun. Oh, the memories... 

SYAZWAN.