I STAB YOU WITH MY PEEPEE!

No, I'm not actually gonna stab you with my peepee. I dunwan. 


So bored, blog post to keep this blog alive. So firstly, below this post, there's "Zakiah's husband" who is probably a gay Kor guy. I know he's Korean, but I'd say gay is about 75% chance. Just wanted to talk about my weekend, yeah.


So on Friday, after school, went to Masjid Alkhair which is (I stress) RIGHT BESIDE CCK SEC. :) So went there with Nabil, then wait for the rest. Eventually Ghaz reach there with his friend. Then I call Rahmmotek, he say he go home for a while then come. He said he wanna go home, shit, shower and come back. Wtf, sempat ke? Yes, sempat. Fud come with Hafiz, then Motek finally reach. Then we pray, then LEPAKK!


At first, we went to Fud's house. There, play comp a bit, just lepak. Then Hafiz so bastard sia. He see a pic of Shaz, he's like, "ALAMAK! NANTI COMP KENE VIRUS!". Fuck sia. Kuranghajar. Nak sepak muker dier. So I did. ^^

Aft that, went to Limbang Park to play soccer. Yeah. Awesome. Go home, then reach home around 6.55pm. Wee!

SAT.

Saturday, woke up and did nothing until mother came home. Once she reach home, went to shower and then eat. Then, go out at 10.25am. Meet Ghaz, teman him to cut his hair. After that, me, Ghaz and Rahmmotek went to Limbang Park to play soccer with some guys from CCK Sec. Quite fun ahh. Kays, if I'm not wrong, my team won. Yay. Then, went to Ghaz house then meet up with Fud there. Meet up, lepak. Leave Ghaz house at around 5+ pm. Then meet up with mother at around 7.30pm and then reach home at 10pm. No time to do homework hahah.

SUNDAY!!

Wee, it was finally Sunday! So, I woke up at 6.30am to go for Ballpark at UPS. Reach there at around 7.40am. As helper, we help set up stuff and control the kids. Did some stretching, then jog 6 small rounds (100m each = 6x100m=600m). Then after that at around 8.15am, Motek reach. Damn late sia him. Wtf. Then get to play some soccer! Personally, I feel that compared to P4, my football skill has DEFINITELY improved. I dribble better, defend better and kick better. Haha, yay. After ballpark end at 10.15am, went home. Went to Ghaz house at around 3pm to do homework. Reach home at around 8pm, continue homework that I didn't finish. Had to sacrifice Mr Bean's Holiday :(

Okayy, I know that it's kinda boring. But I really don't have anything to write about. I kinda miss when me & Amanda Wong used to like, post about each other on our blogs and then chat on MSN like no lifes. That was such an awesome time. P6, after PSLE. Damn shiok man.

SYAZWAN.

Zakiah's Husband.

Alright, now I know who's Zakiah's husband. It's not Yingli, it's not Afiq, it's not jimao, it's not Jamal 1B. Yet, it's not a real husband. It's just some Korean douche.


Pic:

Apparently, this guy's name is Jang Geun Suk.

Yes, I'm cruel. Girls get like, so damn over Korean guys. Like, wtf man. That's weird. They get worked over Korean guys that will NEVER be their actual boyfriend. Find a real guy. Pretend is not fun. That's why people don't like to play "tea party". BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL.

Hey, 2 posts in 1 day. :D

SYAZWAN.

Hell yeah, I'm excited.

See, I told you a post would be up by Tuesday. I keep my word. Not like Nathan and Stozer. Stozer say "trust me, I always keep my word.". Freaking liar. Everybody scream and shout "NATHAN SING, STOZER DANCE!" also nothing happen. But that was Sec One Orientation Camp. Camp which was not overnight, but held over 3 days.

This is actually just a random post, I'm bored. 1B is damn shiok so far. But I know the perfect formula for an awesome sec school life:

P6 class name + Primary school subjects + Primary school friends + Sec school friends + sec school recess time + Sec school place + Sec school food + The uncle that run the blue stall at UPS + nobody hates you + girlfriend = AWESOME LIFE.


If you have Madrasah friends, then whatever lah. Add that in. I never go Madrasah before. 


*Forced post part*


Zakiah say that her husband is awesome. But who exactly is her husband? Yingli says it's Yingli. I say it's Jamal Al Din a.k.a. JIMAO in 6C. Kaylah, not jimao. Zakiah husband is... Afiq. Hahahaha. Yesh, I'm bored. Now let's fly.

SYAZWAN.

CHANGE. CHANGE. CHANGE.

No, I don't need THAT kind of change. Not the money type of change. The only time when I need the money change is when I'm at a vending machine, and I have no freaking coins. It gets me pissed off sometimes. You have like, maybe 5 times the price of the drink, but then you don't have enough coins to pay for it. Wtf. 


So the change I'm talking about is like, so many things have changed so far in 2011. And one big major change; the splitting of best friends. P6 2010 was awesome. If I could, I would probably want to relive it, and also change any mistakes I made during that period of time. Other changes are my blog. You can see that I've changed the blog look entirely. And I like it. I feel that it looks way better. You can see that the blog background is "Rahmat Retarded Face". Yeah, I plan on changing it, but for now, I've got nothing to change it to. 

I still remember this. At ECP. Damn good memories. 


2011, I develop new hobbies. Suddenly, I have a hobby for jogging and love football more than ever. But, I play more football that watch. Mio TV broadcasting EPL somehow makes it harder for me to know the fixtures. Nah, can't blame SingTel for everything lah.


Okay, for now, I don't have anything interesting to post. But I guess that a post will be up by Tuesday, if I'm not lazy.


SYAZWAN.

The Green Hornet (2/2): The Review

THE GREEN HORNET: REVIEW


Finally, the review is here. Sorry for taking so long, I had some... projects to do. Sorry if it's boring, uninteresting or hard to follow. I'm not a good reviewer that takes every step to make it look good and sound interesting. I just do it off the top of my head.


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I just realised the poster says "June 25, 2010". Wtf.


The Green Hornet - The Movie; is based off a character of the same name which has appeared in Comic books and other media. 


The story starts out slightly confusing, with not much relating to "The Green Hornet". In my opinion, "The Green Hornet" kinda sounds like a car. Not much relating to the story.


The main character, played by Seth Rogen, is the lazy-ass son of a millionaire who owns a newspaper called "The Daily Sentinel". One day, his father dies to an allergic reaction to a bee sting. The main character finds out about the news while coming home in a limo. Main Character is devestated by the news.


As the son of the millionaire, he is handed over the newspaper and now owns it. Then, he fires some of his staff. He then goes home to sleep. The next day, he wakes up tasting horrible coffee. Enraged, he goes to find out who made his coffee. He asks the person why it tastes so bad, she replies that she is not the usual coffee maker. She tells him that he fired his coffee maker.


He re-hires the guy, named Kato, played by Jay Chou (ahhh!). He shows Seth how to make the coffee, then they go to the garage. Seth finds out about how awesome the cars there are, and then plots to pull a prank by cutting off the head of his father's statue. They fight off some bad guys after that, then the public think that they are the villains. 


Now, I won't bother giving the plot to the rest of the movie, because that would spoil the surprise and also be quite boring for me as I would remember it off the top of my head.


Jay Chou's English is kinda weird, considering he can barely speak English in real life. But, the way he does so is kinda cool, with the Chinese accent there. His acting is also not bad. Though I have to say, this movie employs the stereotype that all Asians know Kung-fu. 


Seth Rogen's jokes are quite hilarious. This movie has quite alot of good jokes. For comedic factor, I'd give it a 9/10. 


Somehow, I feel that it lacks abit on action. It gets confusing sometimes, and lacks something. For action factor, I'd rate it 7/10


Would I see it again? Yes, I would. I'd see it for maybe another 2 times, before deciding about seeing it again. It is definitely one of those movies which are worth forking out money to see again. Re-watch-ability rating: 8.5/10.


Comedic factor: 9/10
Action factor: 7/10
Re-watch-ability: 8.5/10
Overall: 24.5/30 = 8.16.../10 =(about) 8.2/10


So there you have it. I rate it 8.2/10. And I will be using this system to rate movies from now on, with tweaks depending on the type of movie. In this case, it was an action comedy. Goodbye.


SYAZWAN.

The Green Hornet (1/2)

Yo! So if you see carefully, you will notice that I have changed my blog design. Personally, I actually like this better. In the rubbish you go, btemplates.com. :D

I have changed quite some things. The biggest difference so far is that I removed the music. So you won't get that "I got a fetish for these kicks(kicks), a fetish for these jeans, jeans...". Yep. But I'll put it back in after some time. I need to decide on the tracks, number of tracks, whether the song is still nice anot. OR I just put ONE song on my blog. And I won't on the volume so high like last time. Okay, moving on.

Today was a good-bad day for me. Bad is I spilled my drink at LJS and it was wasted, good because I got a free meal! Woohoo! Spill the drink, get a free meal. Thank you so very much, LJS. Eh, cashier support Kranji ah! Woohoo! 

Immediately after school, I went back to Unity. By the time I reached there, (or most ppl reached there), the teachers chao already. So sad. At least catch the teachers through the door if cannot go in uh. Mrs Koh oso dun wanna wait sia.

Sorry the pic liddat. Lazy to flip. U can see Fud, Haffiyan pendek, Natalie, Amanda Wong and 2 budak sesat mane entah. Even though cannot go in, at least got UPS gathering. Get to meet all my old friends there. Very nice. Straight after that, went to LJS, you know what happened.

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Okay, I plan to make it like this. 1st post is the experience. 2nd post is the movie review. Okay? Ouhkaii. 

So after watching The Green Hornet, me, Fud, Ghaz, Aidil, and... ermm... Rahmotek the Evil Sorcerer went to Jurong Park. I tell you, Jurong Park somewhat interesting. There's alot of people flying kite there. And that reminds me of that cheer during S1 orientation camp. So at Jurong Park, we took this pic. Rahmotek the E.S. told us to hor, dun blame me. And he might kill me for putting that stupid pic as my blog background.

And here's GAY FACE.:

Which one is nicer? Leave a comment.

SYAZWAN.