Gigantic Human discovered?

The following is a news story (edited somewhat by me).

Malaysian trekkers could not believe their eyes when they saw what seemed to be a decomposed human body partially sticking out while hiking. What was even weirder was that the body seemed to be over 20 metres tall! That is like, more than 11 times my own height! Here's a picture of it:

huuuuuggggeeee!

Just look at the size of it. It's just gigantic!

Upon discovering it, the trekkers called the authorities. The men were in their mid 20s and not yet married.

Well, it's just a huge skeleton. I bet this will probably be placed in a museum somewhere. I would love to see it in a museum!

And if you believed this FAKE story by me, then I'm very very elated. MUAHAHAH.

SYAZWAN.

My Dearest Brother

Hais... such a sad feeling. Today, it's 10th June 2011. 364 days since the start of the FIFA World Cup last year. But that's not important. What's important is my brother.

My bro is the left-most one.

This pic was taken last year during the first day of Raya, if you were wondering.

Hais, he's gone for 2 weeks doing his National Service(NS)...

Today, I was supposed to go for lasertag with my friends, thinking that my family would only leave the house at maybe around 11. But unfortunately, they left at 9.50am and I had to cancel my plans. Well, gotta sacrifice it. When we reached the 1st floor lift landing of my block, my bro was partially crying. My sis said, "Don't cry... later I also cry.". And because of that, I too almost cried.

And usually, I don't cry. It was probably just the feeling of knowing that the brother whom I loved so much(No Homo) was gonna be gone for 2 whole weeks away from home. :'(

It was an almost 1 hour MRT ride all the way to Pasir Ris MRT. Took the 2nd bus to the SAF Ferry Terminal which is located very near Changi Airport. I don't get it, why don't they just pick us up from Changi Airport? It's way nearer. So anyways, after that, we took a ferry to Pulau Tekong. I remember them saying, "Please show your ICs." hahah. Now I know how important the Concession Card is.

After we reached there, we were given a tour of the BMTC. And, I found out that my bro was Kestrel company . I was like, "WTF." I really wanted him to be in Jaguar. Later jiwer with my school house. :D K-1 letter= J. So close... >< Nvm, it's okay. Then, we headed to the auditorium for the Opening Address by the BMTC OIC. After that, I saw the enlistees take the oath. It's very similar to the oath I took for my NPCC swearing in ceremony.

I, [NRIC NO.], [FULL NAME]...
[rest of the oath]


Top top top to the top of the world. WORLD. IN GEOGRAPHY RIGHT, YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT WORLD.

We then proceeded to the Mess Hall (I think that's what it was called) and "given a taste of what the enlistees were being given to eat,". CHICKEN RICE! No, it's not a super cheapo one which is very... bleah. It's a nice one. Fuyohh, kenyang teros! After that, it was time to say goodbye to my dearest brother. :'( I'll see him in 2 weeks time.

And just a few weeks ago, he had his graduation. His life has been so meaningful so far and full of events. He's an awesome brother. I really hope that he has memorable experiences in NS and by the end of it, I hope to see him... SAPAU! Boncet jadi sapau. Confirm can beat me! Skali he finish NS, he can run 2.4km faster than me! Sial uh! Anyways, that's all for now. Goodbye readers.


SYAZWAN.

Dora The Explorer

Yes, Dora The Explorer. To me, Dora is a terrible explorer. She relies on our help to... accomplish stuff. She's very ignorant of her surroundings. It's like the malay proverb; "katak di bawah tempurung" which means, a person who is only aware of his/her immediate environment and not much further. Dora is even worse, ignorant of her own surroundings.

Dora's life is very weird. Her best friend is a monkey, she rarely ever goes to school in one of her episodes. All the animals can speak(oh no, we're doomed!). HER BAG AND MAP CAN FUCKING TALK. She has so much freaking time. And despite all that exploring, she's still fat. Where has she been exploring? Has she hiked for kilometres at a time or just hundreds of metres at a time?

And then there's the "Swiper" guy. He looks like one of those old-timey thieves. In case you didn't know, he's a fox. But then Swiper is easily defeated. Just say "Swiper No Swiping!" thrice and you'll defeat him easily. In a few episodes, he becomes nice and joins them, yes. But to be honest, I bet these animals can explore better.

But, there ARE episodes that are interesting and not bad. Sometimes, they're just not good either.

SYAZWAN.

JustBloggering 2.0

Yo, Syazwan here. I know you haven't heard from me in over 2 months! Well, I'm sorry for not updating my blog over that period. It's not that I was busy, but I was just lazy. The boredom of the holidays has motivated me to reboot my blog as "JustBloggering 2.0". That's right, 2.0. Oh yeah, and the banner is gone, so all you'll see is simple text. It might seem boring to you, but that's how I feel it should be like.

I'm gonna post more stuff, and in the process, also improve my English. And yes, I think writing a blog actually helped me in my English last year. No, it's not funny. I'm just kidding, you can laugh all you want. Fine, I know you're know laughing, STFU.

Incase you wanted to see the old banner, here it is:

Iknowright, it sucks.

Well, that's all I have to say for the moment. Don't worry, a new post is coming up soon, and it's about someone special in my life. (: That exact person should know who I mean. :D 

SYAZWAN.