Moar PSLE (1/4)

So yesterday (a.k.a. Thursday 9 Dec), I went to take my PSLE cert. Here's the story. Check it out.

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So we planned to meet at 11.30am on Thurs. But me & Aidil decided to go earlier because we wanted to breakfast at KFC. For especially one reason; we didn't want Mac. Sure, the $2.50 is cheap but we wanted smth diff. So yeah we ordered the a.m. Twister meal. Original recipe, of course. I think the American one sucks. So basically, a.m. Twister is just a morning and less effort version of a Bandito Pocket(TM). Lol. So went to Comics Connection, Amanda Wong somehow knew we were there. Ahem. Then we go away because Aidil say that he scared Amanda make fun of his --. Secret. Not his, tallywhacker, wank, junk, d***, p****, etc. 

So shortly after, met Fud and Aniq. Then we raced Amanda & Gang to UPS. Amanda they all took bus while we ran. Yeah, if my shoe didn't tear 1/4 of the way, we'd probably reach first. :/. That sucks. So I got my cert.

Agg. - 237

Yeah, 237 and straight A.

Public libraries have a certain smell. :/

SYAZWAN.

QWOP

So I found this fucking annoying game. Technically, I saw it on RWJ and then I Googled it and played it. I'm telling you, first impressions were that this game was gonna be easy. But then.... it wasn't. So yeah, the goal is to get your character to run 100m. Sounds easy, doesn't it? WRONG. My best record is only 71.1m. Though a lot of ppl can't even make it 5m. So try it here.

So here's my proof:

71.1m

 So my record while dry humping the air is 71.1m. My record while actually running is 25.8m. I guess dry humping is an easier way to win the game. Lol. So yeah, try it out. At first, you'll be like, "HAHAHA!!!" then you'll be like "OMG... I WANNA RUN THIS GUY OFF A CLIFF!!!! >_<". Yeah, lol.

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So there's been quite a lack of posts here. I'm really sorry. I try to post whenever I can but I just can't find much to talk about. I thought that during the holidays, I'd get to post more. But then, it's like I have ALMOST ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to talk about. Even if I go out, I don't have much to talk about. Wait, except for tomorrow, 9 Dec. Tomorrow I take my PSLE cert. Yeah, then I'll have PROOF AND EVIDENCE that I passed my PSLE. HAHAHAHAHA! I really don't know what it's gonna look like, though. After getting the cert, probably gonna catch The Chronicles Of Narnia: Voyage of The Dawn Treader. I barely watched the 1st one and watched some of the 2nd one, so I should be (slightly OK).

So gonna find out what time and where we (Me, Fud, Rahmat, Aidil, Amanda Wong and Lee, ermm... Aniq and... I think that's all) are gonna meet up. Our last chance to meet up together in school uniform. And our 2nd last actual use for our school uniform. Last use is 23rd Dec when we register for our Sec School. (I hope I get Swiss Cottage.) . :DD

Oh yeah, one more thing.

"Post a picture of your (or someone else's) ass for colon cancer awareness. The goal is to see nothing but asses on Facebook until January 1st. We're not sure how, but somehow this will surely cure colon cancer for good. Repost if you're NOT an awful, terrible person who hates puppies." :D3 hours ago clear

DO IT!!!! I did it.

SYAZWAN.

I'm REALLY gonna miss UPS

6C '10 FTW!

You know what? I'm REALLY gonna miss UPS. I don't wanna move on to Secondary School. Well, maybe I do. *You know what I mean*. Hahaha. Unity has brought me more memories than in P1 when I was in Keming. No offence if there's Keming people reading this right now. More memories because I've been in Unity more than Keming.

There's A LOT of people that create these memories for me. They are:


SZETO, Rishab, Hobson, Dominic, Glenn (TayTay), Vasilis, Chester, Ghazali, CJ, Tian Wen, Aidil, Ellson, and.. the other people in my class except Jamal, Qi Xiang, Jose and Ace. - 6C is awesome class. Our class name is.. Sexy. :p. Szeto, Shab, Hob, Domo, Ghaz, CJ, Ah Wen, Aidil... we da really really good friends. I'm gonna miss how we keep disturbing Qin Ling and... dunno leh, still got other people. I'm gonna miss how we kept disturbing TayTay saying that he like Jia Wen... even though it's not true at all. Even though it's kinda unoriginal now. Need to come up with new stuff, CJ.  I'm NOT GONNA MISS how you keep disturbing me over the fact that I likeD -- LIKED Syazwana. But not anymore. Haahahhahahahhahaha.

Fudhail, Rahmat (a.k.a. MOTEK), Aniq, Ismail - I could put Aidil in here but Aidil was already included here. Hahahahahahhahahhahahha. And Ghaz, if he wasn't above. We are da... best friends. Even though Motek always go training, which I really hate when he does so. Fud, keep making fun of motek. HAHHAHAHHAHHA. We keep disturbing Rahmat, keep doing it. Aniq, really good friend. Keep lepaking with us, creating laughs. 250 is good score, I hope u get into ACS (I). You all teman me when I need a friend. I tell my secrets to you... I don't have any fresh ones, though. Except Ghaz. I REALLY can't trust my secrets with Ghaz. I told him after he FORCED out of me that I like Syazwana, "Ghaz, kau jangan kacau aku pasal Syazwana kat class, k?" And he kept disturbing me about it. In class. In front of (look at paragraph above). =.="


Amanda Wong and Amanda Lee - We might have only known each other since near the end of October, but I wish we had known each other MUCH earlier. Then we could lepak more, see Aidil getting pulled by Amanda Lee more -- wrong wording. Dunno what's the correct term ah, but you should know what I mean. Amanda Wong, you got me to write A LOT of blog posts. If not, nobody would be reading my blog and I'd probably only blog about 2-3 times a week. Now I blog everyday (if I'm not busy). You helped me turn my somewhat-active blog into an extremely active blog. Gonna miss both of you when I go to Sec Sch next year, but I hope we can still lepak and that we aren't too busy to meet up again. Gonna miss my cute bestie. :p (Yeah, I know that you'll tell me to put that in, so I put that in advance.)

Who am I missing?


Fik and gang - You are the people that lepak at Ghaz house when we need more people. And Fik, play football with us again. More people = more fun. It's best when it's 5 v 5. Haziq, I still remember when we play wrestling and then you wanna kick me, then your shorts rip. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA! Some more it's school shorts. HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Ahhh... great memory, great memory. ...And play Halo with us.

The 6E Girls - I like it when you're there to lepak when me & Aidil (& sometimes Motek) don't have anybody to lepak with. And we hate how last time you wrote how Rahmat love (one of you). And Sabrina, you're a good friend. :D

Qayyum - Seriously, stop hanging out with mostly girls. It makes you look gay/bapok. I'm just saying. I txt mostly girls but that's a DIFFERENT story. I don't make them part of my hanging-out life. (I have to clear my inbox every 2-3 days. It can hold 150 msg on "Phone" memory and about 30 on "SIM" memory.)

Natalie - Go keep disturbing Aidil in real life. I have nothing else to say here.


Bing Ting - Stop disturbing me on Facebook. It's really annoying.

5C '09 Less memories, though.

 So basically, I'm gonna miss UPS and my friends. I don't wanna go to Sec sch, just wanna stay. Here, WE ARE THE SENIORS, YEAHH. Sec sch, we are the juniors. No. :|

EDIT: So I was going through my blog archive and I found this:

And I wanna meet up with Syazwana next year to see if she still hates me. If she still hates me then fuckkk lahhhh....

I can't believe I posted that. Well, she doesn't hate me anymore and sometimes, she txt me like... 40+ times in a day. :\ Not txting her right now. Dunno, wait till weekend. Or those chain-choose-number-means-description txts come. Then it start lah. But the important thing is she doesn't hate me anymore. :D

Damn... submitted already

Despite trying to ask my father to submit the S1 option form tomorrow, it was submitted tonight because my father gave the excuse that he was busy tomorrow. Nevermind ah. But at least I got Swiss Cottage into the list, yay. :D Here it is:

 In case you're wondering, I saved the page and then this is a screen capture from it. I don't wanna screen capture the whole box because sensitive info is in there. I'm talking about phone numbers, my Identification number and PSLE index number is in there. I hope somebody somewhere has EXACTLY the same choices as me. Though I think it's unlikely. I'm just really happy I got Swiss Cottage in there. I really hope that I only get one of the first 3 choices. My father said that I'd CONFIRM get into Kranji Sec. Wah, so confident seyy. Then what's the other 5? Gotta choose wisely. I did. 

Let's do the Math:

Kranji Express: 229
Unity Express: 220
Swiss Cottage Express: 234
CCK Sec Express: 215... not bad
Bukit Panjang Goverment High Express: 241 but after submitting the option form, I found out online that it's 244 for 2011.
Teck Whye Express: 188-231 (Why did I even put that there?)

My score: 237

My father put the last 2 in because he ran out of ideas. I NEVER look at the Express when I'm thinking of myself. For my friends, yes. First is by merit, then choice. I really hope to get into Kranji. If I get into Unity... I might get to see a lot of my old friends again. Yaay! But I want new girls. *ahem ahem*. Get to see Amanda Wong, maybe Deric, dunno who else lah.

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Lol. Today I went for my Friday prayers at the Alkhair Mosque at Chua Chu Kang. It's the one RIIIGGGGHHHTTTT NEXXT to Chua Chu Kang Sec. I can't believe I just noticed it just now. If it weren't for the "Open House" sign, I would never have noticed CCKSS there. I've gone to Masjid Alkhair so many times, it's only the first time I noticed. WTF.

So after prayers, I thought I'd follow Ghazali and go to his house. But then I changed my mind and followed Fud to his house. There, I pwned n00bs in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Reflex Edition. Then after a while, I got bored. Then we decided to watch a movie. But before that, me & Fud went down to the shop to buy chips because well... I gotta be honest, it's been quite some time since I ate potato chips. As in not just a bit, but buy one whole bag and eat most of it. I bought Chipster Tomato. Incase you were wondering. Then we watched the movie "Mafia!". It's a really funny movie. I really like it. But then around 6.45pm I saw that it was around Maghrib. So I went home. Yeah. End of story. Click the follow button.

THANKS FOR SUBSCIBING, MY ONE STAL- I MEAN SUBSCRIBER! 

SYAZWAN.

HECK YES, 237!

I'm so happy that I got 237 for my aggregate. It's WAY more than I expected. I beat my sis by 20 and my bro by 28. In other words:

 

 That's right, my sis used to be in 6C and my bro used to be in 6E. My bro got a lower score but look where my sister is now. Clue: Not as successful as my brother, in terms of work. But much more successful in having a relationship. LOL. 

But seriously, I got WAY MORE than I expected. Only expected to get around 220+. I have to say that I'm really proud. Now all I gotta do is choose my schools. Here's the list if I had complete freedom of choice, meaning my father don't interrupt in any way.

1st - Swiss Cottage Secondary School
2nd - Kranji Secondary School
3rd - Zhenghua Secondary School
4th* - Chua Chu Kang Secondary School
4th* - Unity Secondary School
6th - ???


4th* I can't decide which one to put first, Unity or CCKSS. I tie them at 4th. 6th I'm not sure yet. Somebody help me decide? Don't hate me for getting such good results, LOL.


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My father came home with something I THOUGHT was an iPod at first. Then it turned out to be a cheap china replicate MP4. Imma slip in a review right here. I just used it for 5 mins, I hate it already. I'd rather go back to my "Creative" brand MP3. Here's a comparison pic:

Left: Fake china MP4. Right: ACTUAL iPod (iPod Classic)

Left: Fake china MP4 Right: REAL iPod (iPod Classic)

That's not all. The fake china MP4 takes FOREVER to load the home menu.. By forever, I mean at least 15 seconds. And in the 2nd pic, don't ask about Garfield, PLEASE. Lol. 


The China MP4's buttons are quite annoying to press and they make a terrible noise. Those "click" noises but much louder and more annoying. It's even more true when trying to surf through songs. The clicks make it extremely annoying to get to your favourite song. The font sucks. But I'm not grading the font. Just that the font makes it look more faker and shittier. And the numbers representing song time just... SUCK. They're impossible to read unless you read it from the right angle. It's staring at a 30 degree angle from the top of the fake MP4 about 5 cm from it.

Understand?

Hard to see. It's very light, but I hate that lightness. It makes it feel EVEN MORE fake. To me, everything needs to be a certain weight to be REAL. Depends on the item. Even the box that came with it is heavier WTF. I know people want to make things very light, but it's WAY TOO LIGHT. 


My score: 2/10. 1 for looking like an iPod. 1 for having 3.2gb of storage. 0/8 for user friendlyness.


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THIS PICTURE WAS MADE FOR JOKE PURPOSES ONLY, I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT THE POLAR BEARS TO BE EXTINCT. I HOPE I DON'T OFFEND ANYONE.

Kay, don't take the pic seriously. To the government, SPCA, anything protecting polar bears, please do not get offended by this photo. I'm just having fun with Bear Gryll's accent. Just for laughs. We're cool, right?

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 Amanda... 184 aggregate really isn't bad considering my class's lowest is 191. So you're off by about only 7. So just chill. You're already around 6E standard like this. :D. CHILLAX. Be happy for yourself. And have fun in Secondary School. :DD

SYAZWAN.