Justin Bieber (Part 2/3)

This is the 2nd post in a line of three. About the Rustin Biebre or Justin Bieber or Justina Bladder. Now you might say I'm a hippocrite. You know the big fat animal that runs around. Hippodepotapus. Hip-hip hippodepotapus. :). But no, I'm not a hippodepotapus nor am I a hippocrite or hypocrite. 

Alright, let's find out how this girl was found. Hmm... she was found by Usher. Imagine, a great singer found this girl on YouTube. Ugh. And, most of the girls I KNOW rike Rustin Bieber! What has the world come to! The good thing is, most of my friends rike Rustin Biebre only a bit! Not obsessed with her.

Not like, "Ooohhh (s)he is sooo hot! (S)He is going to be my boyfriend wooo!!!"

They need to understand that that's just not gonna happen. Like, ever. She will never know you, ever you know? Obsession is horrible. Why the heck would you be obsessed with someone who will never ever know you. EVER. 

Once again, I'm not a hippodepotapus. I'm just stating the facts. The onry Justina Bladder song I have on my phone is her "Justina Bladder - I'm A Baby". Or, known to pretty much most of the world, "Justin Biebre - Baby". And, she says that she wanted to make the song like Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel"

The way you make me feel(The way you make me feel)
The way you turn me on(The way you turn me on)
You get off of my feet(You get me off of my feet)
The way you make me feel(The way you make me feel)
-The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson

Rustin Biebre will never be as good as Michael Jackson. Because Michael was GOOD, and Justin Bieber is just some girl using autotune and singing because she was paid to. Well, I'm not too sure about the autotune part.

I SEE DOUBLE RAINBOWS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!
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Justin Bieber (Part 1/3)

As part of my 45th blog post anniversary, I'm gonna talk about this girl. She is called Rustin Rieber. Oh, wait. Justin Bieber. What? Are you telling me that she is a boy? Ahahahahah! How do I know this? Because little white female babies cannot rap! 

First of all, who the heck is Justin Bieber? She is some baby. She thinks she can rap. Justin Bieber cannot rap! But we all know Eminem can rap! 

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn

- Not Afraid by Eminem

First of all, see that Bieber face. Next, look at the hair. Then, look at the fats on his body. *AHHH! MY EYES!* Whew. That was close. I'm never gonna do that again. That Justin Bieber should go tie up her hair and make a ponytail. Only then can she be like "Baby, look at my ponytaiLLLL!" Ahahahah. n00b.

The thing is, why the heck do people rike him so much? Whoops, I mean her. Now ah, her video become top video on YouTube with 245,000,000+ views. Come on! Nigahiga, CollegeHumor and RayWilliamJohnson have been making videos for such a rong, rong time and they cannot get that many views! Charlie must be shitting his pants now because 2 girls beat him!

"OUCH CHARLIE! OUCCCHHHHH!!!!!" 

Suddenly, this girl comes along and then within about 5 months, she gets 245,000,000+ views! My video only has 307, 87 and 7 views respectively. Come on, how is that fair? Just because she is the what? The..... famous, she get sooo many view on the YouTube. I think rife was much much betterr when (what I call her on my phone) Justina Bladder was NOT known to the outside world. 

Imagine, a world without Justin Bieber. That name is so long! Very very hard to write that! If you are actuarry reading my blog and don't know what I am saying, I am typing in Singlish. Singaporean. I cannot spend so much effort into one sentence haha. 

If you have actually watched her video, "Baby", which I have never watched and you should never watch because you do not want to make it 245,000,001+ views. 

There's a new meme. Double rainbow! Check it out! Go search on the YouTube "double rainbow" and click on the one with the user (IIRC) yosemitebear. That is the original one. There's also one song made by schmoyoho( the channel that made Auto-Tune The News). 

To sum it up, don't watch Justin Bieber, don't try to look at her. It's horribrel! 

WHOA! DOUBLE RAINBOW! OH MY GOD!

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