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PERV KITTEH. WANTS TO SMELL YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!
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Let's start. Start with my Engrrish.
My English results are the highest(Like they always are). No, I'm serious. I always get highest for English. Not kidding. For my Oral Examination(talking w/ examiner not the other one u pervs), I scored 22/30. For each component I got 8 8 6 for Reading passage, picture discussion and conversation respectively. It's lower by my SA1 result by 1 mark but, meh. For my paper 1, I scored lower for my composition. Now, what's 37 minus 13.5? 24.5! No, 23.5. :(. I scored 13.5 for Situational Writing. 14 and 13 respectively. All because of that 2nd Examiner. I hate you. For my Listening Comprehension, I scored 18/20. Meh. Nobody got full marks so it's OK. Now for my Paper 2. I got a total of 85.5/95. My highest ever and 1 more mark means I get A* for that paper. Scored 29 for Booklet A and...56.5 for booklet B. Correct me if my Maths is wrong. CHOW OUTSIDE!
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Now for the subject that is actually my weakest component. Mother Tongue or in my case, Malay.
For Oral Examination, I scored my lowest ever. 28/50. Pretty much just passed it. If I failed, I would probably be the only one in my whole level to fail. I got lucky that time. Hahaha. And, the examiner's comments actually said that I skipped one whole paragraph in the reading passage! WTF. Now for Paper 1. My Paper 1 showed definite improvement from SA1. I scored 24.5/40. 7 mark improvement from SA1 of 17.5/40. I failed that time. My "Kefahaman Mendengar". MACAM FAHAM! Lol. Got 14/20. Better than what I expected. Now Paper 2. A result that I haven't gotten since CA1. I laugh at CAs now. Muahahahaha. 72/90! Scored 12/20 for the Kefahaman. Once again, MACAM FAHAM!
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WE SHAKE HAND LIKE MAN! (LIKE MAN!(MAN(MAN)))
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Now for my Science and Mathematics results.
The two results are actually....the same. I'll start off with Maths. At first I scored 82.5/100. Then, added 0.5 mark to make it 83/100. Then, because a question that I worked so hard for and got 3 marks got voided, my marks dropped to 80/97. I bet that's the first time that ever happened! And, it's NOT THE SAME PERCENTAGE. 20/20 Booklet A, 11/20 Booklet B, 49/57 Paper 2.
Science.
For Science, well, you know the marks. No? If I have to, 80/100. That's like, 80%!/8/10/eight-tenth of the full marks! The paper really wasted a lot of paper. Like, 39 printed pages for the whole thing. I only got 2 wrong for Booklet A which means 56/60 and Booklet B 24/40. 24 is quite bad but when you compare it to the total, that's quite good.
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That's all. It's the first time I've had the post in this format. I cut it up into sections. Hope you enjoyed this, thanks for reading and vote in my poll. DO IT! DO IT NOW!!! By the way, you should check out Cheezburger Websites, they're really funny and exciting. They also update daily. Here's some of them:
FailBlog
Failbook - For all your Facebook fails!
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Friends Of Irony
Engrish
Bob's House of Video Games
Comixed
The Art Of Trolling
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